George W. Bush Is President Of Africa
By admin on Feb 22, 2008 in General, Political News
George W. Bush has been having so much fun in Africa that he took up the Africans’ offer that he remain forever, as their President King.
Here’s the former U.S. chief executive at his new “executive mansion in Monrovia, Liberia.” Join us for an AP Photo Tour of Bush’s crazy African vacation.
Now this looks like a fun group. They are performers in Ghana, while the fellow in the white Guayabera holiday shirt is really enjoying having fun with the locals.
Here’s George and Laura arriving in Rwanda. Note how the actual elite politicians are kind of looking with disdain at the local entertainment, and Laura looks kind of exhausted and is doing the polite First Lady smile at the natives, but then there’s George W. — he looks positively entranced and delighted, ready to cast off his jacket and boogie with these guys. Because he’ll do it! He’s done it before, he’ll do it again.
The great thing about these lame-duck “victory lap” eighth-year presidential vacations is that it just doesn’t matter what you do — so if you’re George W. Bush, you just follow your heart! And that means smushin’ up beans with a stick.
You’ll kind of miss him, won’t you? Well, sure, not really. But at least he can dance away the pain now.
7 Comment(s)
By Tim Hollis on Feb 22, 2008 | Reply
We’ll PAY the equivalent of a million email scams. Take our dictator…Please.
By Gene Tudhope on Feb 22, 2008 | Reply
God bless President Bush.
By Cagemonkey on Feb 23, 2008 | Reply
Stay in Africa, please.
By CNN on Oct 13, 2008 | Reply
Bush should stay in africa and hide there for the rest of his life, He has explicitly lied about 911, Bush and the neocons (Rumsfield, Rice, Chieny, ashcroft,etc are to be held responsible for the 911 attacks
By Andrew Yu-Jen Wang on Mar 3, 2009 | Reply
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
By Josh Gambetti on Aug 7, 2009 | Reply
Bush Haters are so dumb. Listing off pure personal thoughts as facts. You have one worse right now and you are too into the trend to truly see it. Bush was actually a great president, keeping our economy afloat for sevens years after Silicon Valley crash. And in 2003 he also tried to investigate the problem that lead to our current situation, yet a Democrat stopped him saying he was racist! He was investigating poor loans practice. You should thank him, cause at least he got stuff done and did the best he could.
Sincerely,
A Hater of Trend Politics
By SayBlade on Aug 7, 2009 | Reply
You cannot be president of a CONTINENT!